Dear Dr. Goose!

Re: 'Time Is A Medium That We Exist Within...'

I hope all is chipperello! I'm sorry to hear that your 'Conceptextual-Machine' has broken and that your deadline for 'The Someone Collective' is now imminent. I was originally hoping to elaborate upon a new plethora of performances in this letter, one being at the Tate Modern later this year, this shall have to wait until our next correspondence. Though I shall indulge you that one of the performances will involve being encased in the ground and lying upon 80 to 100 small teapots, the other is quite self-explanatory, titled 'Robin Nature-Bold Presents Band(ism) and Friends'.

So, to get back to the matter in hand, I've attempted to assist you with your imminent brief to use the 'Conceptextual-Machine' to create 50 original band names, thank you for sending the device special delivery - along with the Da Vinci diagrams, these helped me locate the problem. I realised the machine wasn't actually broken, but it was a misinterpretation in the alchemy of the 'spiced fuel', I think you may have added too much turmeric a little too late in the cooling process. I've modified the quantity and the time when it's added along with making it a couple of degrees higher - than your previous interpretation of Da Vinci's calculations, I must say I was confused by Dali's textual commentary, I think this is just coded psycho-babble!

OK, these are the names from the machine, before it conked out:

1. ist
2. Must it investigate!
3. If My
4. Angry Rigid Nude
5. Dry Try
6. Dust Symbol
7. Life Mess
8. Silhouette Studio
9. From Us
10. Empty Icon
11. Neo-Pad
12. Electric Rhythm
13. Instrument Cigarette
14. Experiment Aesthetic
15. They Stroke Ink
16. Glorious Model
17. Original Fashion
18. Passion Demand
19. Masterpiece Break
20. Waste Capture
21. Young, Drunk & Latex Absurd
22. Smoke Sculpture
23. I Scream
24. Miasma Balance
25. Form Junk
26. Chisel Throw
27. Shard Sense
28. Perform Think
29. Ate Concrete
30. Death Beer
31. Wood Pain
32. Almostism
33. Soon On
34. My Smear
35. Glass Draw
36. Make Suffer
37. Drug Sex
38. Mean Approach
39. Mad after Paint
40. Psychedelic Grace
41. Every Song
42. Old Raw
43. Shimmer Dazzle
44.
45.
46.
47.
48.
49.
50.

I'm sorry it conked out at 43, I'd send this on to 'The Someone Collective' ASAP! And see if you can get an extension for the other 7, I'll continue to assess the 'spiced fuel', though I do have several imminent deadlines to tackle myself.

I look forward to your correspondence in due course, and I'll promise to elaborate upon my future performances in my next letter.

Masks'n'wine later...

Mr. Nature-Bold
Director of Band(ism)

"Entertainment Wont Save You!"

P.S. I'm sending the 'Conceptextual-Machine' back first class, sorry I can't afford special delivery, I'll attach my notes, see if the machine can find out what type of band each name is, if you are able to fix it?